Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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