Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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