but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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