im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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