Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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