white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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