I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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