So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish i was in the wii world.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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