Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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