What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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