im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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