i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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