so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
