Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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