By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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