Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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