Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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