David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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