I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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