entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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