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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.

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• (518): View more from New York

  when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'

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  i pity the fetus.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Someone stole a lamp last night.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?

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• (661): View more from California

  So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha

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• (831): View more from California

  Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.

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