I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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