When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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