What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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