"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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