dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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