idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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