No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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