I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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