It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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