But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
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