yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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