Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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