question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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