After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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