Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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