no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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