but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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