You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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