1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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