and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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