Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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