just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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