He is an equal opportunity slut.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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