Moan for me like Helen Keller
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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