So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
