Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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