I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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