If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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