i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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