You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
